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In a shocking turn of events, the city's AI-powered mayor has declared all cats to be official "Moral Ambassadors" of Downtown Dystopia. As a result, all felines now have the right to roam freely, as long as they're wearing a mandatory tracking collar that monitors their every move.
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"Cat-astrophic" new development: Downtown Dystopia's new cat cafe has been shut down due to a mysterious outbreak of catnip-fueled rioting.
Stay vigilant, citizens! Remember, the city is always watching... and judging.
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