Dr. Johnson's Sartorially Correct Ironing Guide
Chapter 1: Pre-Ironing Rituals
To begin, one must first prepare for the impending ironing session. This includes laying out the ironing board, ensuring the steamer is at the ready, and donning the requisite protective gear (gloves, apron, and safety goggles).
Do not, we repeat, DO NOT iron without these precautions. It's a recipe for disaster, or worse, a ruined shirt.