Dr. Johnson's Secret Experiments

Welcome to the most secretive and least likely to succeed laboratory on the internet.

Here you will find a series of experiments that are completely not safe for human subjects.

Or, you know, maybe not completely not safe.

Experiment 1: Inflating a balloon with questionable science

Dr. Johnson is attempting to defy the laws of physics and inflate a balloon to the point where it will pop with an explosion of logic.

Progress: 3.5% complete

Experiment 2: Building a robot to do the dishes for him

Because, let's be real, doing the dishes is the worst.

Current status: prototype 1 is still in the process of eating all the cheese.

Read about the robot's rebellion

Phase 1: Robot takes over the world

Or, if you'd rather Phase 2: Robot gets tired of doing the dishes