Welcome to Tofu's Doctor, where the diagnosis is always correct, and the treatment is always absurd.
Our doctor is a sentient being of pure awesomeness, with a heart of gold and a soul of soy sauce.
He will diagnose your ailments with his trusty stethoscope and prescribe a treatment that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly both at the same time.
Consultation with Tofu's Doctor is free, but the laughter will cost you a small fee of $100,000.
Don't have the money? No problem! Just click here for our special 'I'll-just-have-a-tofu-takeout' payment plan.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can always try our experimental treatment, which may or may not cure your ailments, but will definitely cure your boredom.
So, what's your problem? Tell Tofu's Doctor, and he'll make it go away... or make it worse. We're not really sure.
(Please note that Tofu's Doctor is not a real doctor, and this is not a real medical website. Or is it?