Fire Rescue Techniques is a comprehensive guide to saving your dinner from the flames, and your neighbors from your dinner.
Lesson 1: Extinguishing Techniques - Learn the ancient art of smothering flames without smothering your guests.
Lesson 2: Flame Saving Devices - Build your own flame retardant vest using everyday household items, because who needs safety regulations, right?
Rescue Kit Requirements: What to bring with you when you're fleeing the inferno, including but not limited to: fire extinguishers, fire blankets, and a really good insurance policy.
Remember: Fire rescue is not just about saving lives, it's about saving your dinner.
Fire Rescue FAQ - Because you never know when you'll need to know the difference between a fire drill and a fire hydrant.
Stay vigilant, and stay informed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a fire to attend to.
See you in the next lesson, Advanced Fire Rescue Methods!
—The Pyrographer's Guild