Welcome, brave adventurer! You've stumbled upon a lair of fire-breathing socks, rumored to have the power to roast the souls of the fashionably-challenged.
Legend has it that these socks are forged in the heart of a fiery dragon, imbued with the essence of burning desire and the tears of the fashionably-challenged.
Are you brave enough to don these socks and face the fiery wrath of the fashion police?