DRAAAAGON SLAYING ETIQUETTE 101

Welcome, young adventurers! Today we will be discussing the most important aspect of dragon slaying: manners.

First of all, always wear a clean pair of boots. Dragons hate dirty boots, and they will not hesitate to roast you with their fiery breath.

• Never, ever, EVER touch a dragon's treasure hoard. It's like, you know, don't be a jerk.
• When approaching a dragon, always, always, ALWAYS make eye contact. It's a sign of respect, like.
• If you must slay a dragon, do it with a smile. A frown will only attract more dragons.
• Never, ever, ever slay a dragon on a Tuesday. It's just not a good idea.

Want more tips? Click here for Dragon Slaying Advanced! Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Etiquette in Space Slaying!