Expert Tips for the Modern Dragon Tamer: A Guide to Mastering the Art of Dragons' Breath Crust-ing
Section 1: Preparation is Key
Before attempting to breathe fire with your dragon, make sure to:
- Wear flame-resistant undergarments.
- Have a fire extinguisher nearby.
- Know the local emergency services number.
And for the love of all things scale-y, learn how to whisper to your dragon!
Section 2: Breath Control
To avoid accidental combustion, practice your dragon's breathing technique:
- Inhale, exhale.
- Don't inhale, exhale.
- Repeat as necessary.
And don't even think about bad breath!