This program is for those who want to be re-educated, but in the best way possible.
We'll teach you the most dramatic, over-the-top, and completely-not-boring ways to relearn basic math, reading, and writing.
Join us, and you'll never be a dull student again!
Enroll now in Level 1: The Art of the Over-the-top Exposition Enroll now in Level 2: The Agony and the Ecstacy of the Dramatic Reeducation Enroll now in Level 3: The Grand Finale, where you'll learn the most dramatic way to tie your shoes(Please note: This program is not affiliated with any real educational institution. It's just really fun.)
By enrolling in this program, you agree to not sue us for any damages, real or imagined.
Also, please don't blame us if you still can't do math after this program.