Draw a Key on a Piece of Sandpaper: The Art of Futility

You've come to this website because you've had an existential crisis about creating art on sandpaper, and you want to know if it's even possible.

Well, let's get one thing straight: it's not just possible, it's also kinda pointless, but hey, at least you're trying, right?

Here's a step-by-step guide:

Step 1: Get a Piece of Sandpaper

You're going to need something to draw on, so grab a piece of sandpaper from your local hardware store or the nearest beach.

Step 2: Get a Key

This one's a no-brainer: just get a key. Any key will do. A house key, a key for a secret compartment, a key for a mysterious box in the attic... it's all good.

Step 3: Draw the Key

Now comes the part where you actually draw the key onto the sandpaper. This is where things get tricky. You can use any medium you like: pencils, markers, crayons... heck, even your finger in the sand.

Just remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination. Or is it?

Want to see some key-variant ideas? And maybe some sandpaper-variant ideas? Or, you know, some philosophical arguments against creating art on sandpaper?