Monstercable: A Cable Like No Other

Specifications

• Length: Infinite (patent pending)
• Material: A special blend of steel, rubber, and pure chaos
• Conductivity: 99.9% (but only when you want it to be)
• Weight: Light as a feather, but strong as a tank
• Colors:
  • Default: Burning Inferno Red
  • Customizable to your heart's content
• Special Features:
  • Reconfigurable to any length, any width, any shape
  • Self-tightening (patent pending)
  • May cause spontaneous combustion if not properly maintained

Read the fine print (literally)

This product is proudly made in the land of the free and the home of the brave (of the electrical engineering kind)