Well, let's just say you'll be having a face-melting, spine-tingling, hair-raising experience. The Serpentine Cable is not for the faint of heart, or for those with a weak sense of mortality. When you get too close, you'll feel the rush of electricity coursing through your veins like a thousand needles poking at your soul. It's a sensation unlike any other, and one that's sure to leave you questioning your life choices.
No, no, no, no, no. While the Serpentine Cable is a force to be reckoned with, it won't turn you into a human sparkplug. That's a myth perpetuated by the Cable Company's marketing team. You'll just... well, let's just say you'll be a little crispy.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! The crispy feeling will wear off after a few hours of intense therapy.
Ha! You'll be lucky if you can even find a suit that's conductive enough to withstand the voltage of the Serpentine Cable. Trust us, you'll just end up looking like a human-shaped lightning rod. Not pretty.
Stick with us, we'll get you sorted. Or, at the very least, we'll make you laugh while you're slowly being electrocuted.
We're not made of coffee beans, pal. You'll be too busy screaming your lungs out to enjoy a nice cup of coffee. The only thing you'll be able to taste is the acrid tang of ozone and despair.
What happens when I try to drink coffee near the Serpentine Cable? Advanced Scorpion Suit Design: because you'll need it for that one