Dream Crushers

Welcome to the Dream Crushers' Guild of the Unrelenting Nightmare.

We specialize in crushing the dreams of the unwary, the naive, and the slightly-less-naive.

Our Services

Our team of expert dream crushers will:

• Crush your dreams of becoming a professional snail trainer
• Shatter your hopes of ever having a good hair day
• Crush the dreams of your significant other's significant dreams

Our Methods

We employ a variety of techniques, including but not limited to:

• Reality checks
• Unsubtle hints from the universe
• Occasional, unexplained loud noises

Don't just dream it, live it. Contact us to schedule your dream crushing session today!

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Meet our team of expert dream crushers