Autopilot Software Dev Process

Step 1: Write code, but not too much. We're not paid by the line, but by the crash.

• Step 2: Find bugs and report them. If it's a real bug, we'll maybe fix it.
• Step 3: Attend weekly meetings where we stare at whiteboards and pretend to care
• Step 4: Review code, but mostly just make fun of each other's naming conventions
• Step 5: Break things. Often.

Repeat steps 1-5 until the apocalypse, when our servers will finally crash.

• Management Team
• QA Team: The ones who get to break things
• Development Team: The ones who get to write the bugs