Floaty Thingy: Safety Guidelines for the Adventurous

Welcome, floaty thingy enthusiast! We're glad you asked for our expert advice on how to safely harness the raw power of floaty thingys.

But be warned: we're about to get real. Very real.

Pre-Flight Checklist

1. Make sure you've read and understood the fundamentals of drop and catch.
2. Conduct a thorough safety inspection of your floaty thingy before use.
3. Wear proper attire, including but not limited to:
• Floating pants
• Floating shirt
• Floating shoes

By following these guidelines, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified floaty thingy expert.

Advanced Safety Features

• Engage autonomous safety net when engaging in high-risk maneuvers.
• Use impact absorber pack to minimize injury.

Other Simulations

Want to try other advanced techniques? Check out our:

• Floaty Thingy Fu: A Guide to Aerial Acrobatics