Q: Are stray cats truly fit for servitude?
A: Oh, absolutely! Stray cats are highly trained in the art of napping, pest control, and emotional support. They're basically miniature overlords with a flair for drama.
Q: How do I train my stray cat for service?
A: Simply feed them an endless supply of catnip and tuna. The rest is up to their whims. They're like tiny, feline dictators. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: Are stray cats good with children?
A: Ha! Don't try this at home. Stray cats and kids are like oil and water, except one is on fire and the other is plotting your demise.
Q: Can I hire multiple stray cats as servants at once?
A: Oh, why not? The more, the merrier. Just be sure to provide adequate scratching posts and a strong stomach for chaos. We recommend a minimum of 5-7 stray cats for optimal results.
Learn more about hiring stray cats as servants here!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Stray Cat Servant Training Academy for a comprehensive guide on cat domination.