After months of training, Captain Zara finally sets foot on the moon's surface. But, as it turns out, the real challenge wasn't the lack of oxygen or the radiation poisoning, but the drama that awaited her.
As she stepped out of the lunar module, a boulder the size of a small car blocked her path. "What the...?" she whispered, eyes fixed on the boulder's massive form.
Just then, her trusty sidekick, Dr. Patel, called out, "Captain, we have a problem!"
She turned to see Dr. Patel frantically waving at a nearby boulder, which was indeed... winking at them. "What's going on, Doc?" Zara asked, trying to keep her cool.
"I think it's trying to communicate with us, Captain!" Dr. Patel explained, his voice trembling slightly.
"Communicate?!" Zara repeated. "That's just prophets, Doc! It's just trying to tell us that the Moon's Surface is, like, super dramatic, and we're all just pawns in its game of cosmic politics!"
"Uh, actually, Captain... I think it's more than that," Dr. Patel said, eyes fixed on the boulder.
Zara sighed, rubbing her temples. "Fine, let's just... try to talk to it, then."
She approached the boulder, hand extended, and said, "Hello, boulder? Can you hear us?"
The boulder, in a deep, dramatic voice, boomed, "I... AM... THE... MOON... ITSELF! YOU... ARE... JUST... PUNY... HUMANS!."
Zara facepalmed. "Great, just great."