Underwater Dropping: The Ultimate Sport for the Adventurously Inept
Warning: Do not attempt to drop from a real height while actually underwater. This is just a metaphor.
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Underwater Dropping Statistics:
- 98.7% of participants experience intense stomach cramping.
- 87.2% of participants experience temporary loss of bladder control.
- 100% of participants experience an intense sense of regret.