Drowning Techniques for the Truly Desperate
Are you tired of simply wading through the ocean of existence? Do you yearn to truly immerse yourself in the depths of despair? Look no further than our expert guide to drowning, featuring:
- The Art of Panic-Induced Drowning
- The Drowning-by-Numbers Method
- The Submersion-by-Submission Technique
Remember, drowning is a personal journey. Don't be a hero. Just go with it.