Failed Auditions
So, you've tried to become a professional drummer, huh? Well, good luck with that. Here's a list of our favorite stories from people who just couldn't quite cut it.
The Guy Who Thought He Was a Timekeeper
Meet Bob, who thought he was a master of timekeeping. He showed up to the audition with a pocket watch and a fedora, but what he forgot was that drumming is about rhythm, not keeping time.
His solo was a mess of random time signatures and confused looks from the rest of the band.
Read Bob's story >> See more failed auditions >>