Warning: what you're about to read will make you question your life choices. A fitted sheet, once a staple of modern bedding, has become a symbol of the never-ending struggle to keep it on your mattress.
Step 1: Prepare for battle. Don't bother with fancy sheet straps or sheet savers. You're about to get your hands dirty.
Step 2: Bury it deep in the dirt (a.k.a. the washing machine) or Step 3: Take it apart, piece by piece, and question your life
Remember, a clean fitted sheet is just the beginning. The real challenge lies in keeping it from getting tangled in your sanity.