The Sock Inception Theory

Justifications for putting your socks in the dryer

It's not just laziness, it's a scientific fact: socks have a 97% chance of escaping the washing machine. But have you ever stopped to think about the allure of the dryer? The thrill of watching them tumble, a vortex of fabric, a never-ending cycle of warmth and comfort.

• 1. Socks are like tiny, soft, fluffy friends. Why not let them stay with you, even when they're a little worn?
• 2. The dryer is like a time machine, where the past, present, and future of your sock drawer come together in perfect harmony.
• 3. It's a form of sock-based meditation. The gentle whooshing of the dryer, the smell of fabric softener, the soothing rhythm of socks tumbling together... who needs yoga?

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Sock-based Religion: The Sock-ularian Movement