Welcome to Quackery and Divey!
Where the art of duck-and-dive is taken VERY seriously.
Our team of expert duck-and-dive professionals are on hand to guide you through the process:
Quackers O'Malley: Quack expertæk and dive master
Professor Puddle: The great duck-and-dive philosopher
Dr. Duckworth: The quacktitioner of duck-and-dive documentaries