It's a well-known fact that duck eggs are the most hazardous household item in the world.
According to our research, a duck egg can cause:
- Uncontrollable rage when you break it on the kitchen floor
- Unrelenting guilt when you accidentally boil it for too long
- Unshakeable sadness when you forget to store it in the fridge
But fear not, dear reader! We've got solutions for you: