For the love of all that is duckly, practice your ducking for cover!

You've got this! Well, sort of. It's not like the world will end if you fail. But let's be real, it's not going to be fun either.

So, grab some water, some cover, and some seriously sharp reflexes, 'cause you're about to get ducked for.

For the sake of all that is duckly, try not to get too close to any actual ducks. They're just trying to live their best lives, and we're just trying to live our best lives while also not getting eaten.

Ducking for Cover: Tips and Tricks, because you're probably going to need them.

Remember, practice makes perfect, or in this case, practice makes not-quประก, but it's still worth a shot.

prophets of old, the ones who knew the secrets of the universe, have spoken.

The prophets of old: their wisdom, their wit, their questionable life choices

Stay safe out there, duckers!