Ducking for Cover: Techniques

Chapter 1: Basic Ducking

Step 1: Prepare Your Wits

Ducking for cover is an art that requires finesse, guile, and a dash of desperation.

• Study the art of misdirection: A well-placed quack can distract from the real issue.
• Master the art of feigning nonchalance: A duck in distress is a duck in disguise.
• Develop a keen sense of spatial awareness: Know when to waddle away.

Next Chapter: Advanced Techniques

Or, for a more...unconventional approach: Rogue Techniques