Ducking for Cover: Techniques
Chapter 1: Basic Ducking
Step 1: Prepare Your Wits
Ducking for cover is an art that requires finesse, guile, and a dash of desperation.
- Study the art of misdirection: A well-placed quack can distract from the real issue.
- Master the art of feigning nonchalance: A duck in distress is a duck in disguise.
- Develop a keen sense of spatial awareness: Know when to waddle away.
Next Chapter: Advanced Techniques
Or, for a more...unconventional approach: Rogue Techniques