In times of crisis, when the zombies are at the door and your supplies are dwindling, you need a dance move that says "I'm out of here, and you're not following me!" Enter the Bunker Shuffle, a dance move so ridiculous, so over-the-top, so utterly useless against actual danger, but perfect for when you just wanna get away from it all.
Start by throwing your arms up in the air, like you're a bird in distress, then rapidly swing them back down to your sides, like a windmill in the wind. Repeat, repeat, REPEAT. This is your chance to show the zombies that you're not going anywhere anytime soon.
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Next, flick your hips like a metronome on a caffeine high, then quickly switch to a series of frantic, jerky movements, like a rabbit on a pogo stick. This will keep the zombies at bay, or at least, give you a good story to tell when you're sipping margaritas on your post-apocalyptic patio.