Technique #4: The Crawl

In a world where humans still exist, but are largely irrelevant, the crawl is the ultimate form of self-expression.

Crawling is the art of lying flat on the ground, arms and legs splayed like a rejected spider, while simultaneously making eye contact with the sky.

To master the crawl, one must first find a comfortable position, ideally in a grassy meadow or a public park. Then, with a confident glint in one's eye, begin to stretch out one's limbs like a giant, terrestrial starfish.

But don't be a beginner, do the crawl walk!