As a seasoned expert in the field of ducking for cover, Baron von Duckington III, Esq. presents his 6th and perhaps most flamboyant technique: The Sandwich Spectacle.
To execute the Sandwich Spectacle, one must first select a suitable sandwich filling. We recommend a combination of spicy tuna, crispy bacon, and melted cheddar.
Once the filling is chosen, one must carefully assemble the sandwich. The key to success lies in the precision with which the ingredients are arranged.
As the projectile approaches, the duck must hold the sandwich aloft, with the filling facing the projectile. This creates a vortex of flavors and textures that will confound the attacker.
The result is a spectacular display of culinary and martial prowess.
For further study, visit Technique 7: The Veggie Vixen or Technique 8: The Fish Fatale.
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