The Sandwich Stretch: A Guide to Extending Your Lunch

By now, you've probably heard of the legendary "Sandwich Stretch." This technique involves consuming an entire pizza, three sandwiches, and a quart of milk in one sitting. It's a delicate art that requires finesse, focus, and an iron stomach.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Pizza Paparazzi Technique for more expert advice on how to stretch your stomach (and your food budget).

Step 1: The Initial Inhale

Begin by taking a deep breath and mentally preparing yourself for the onslaught of food that's about to come.

A picture of a person with a massive sandwich

Step 2: The First Bite

Take a large, satisfying bite of your first sandwich.

Remember, the goal is to stretch your stomach, not just your taste buds.

Continue to Step 3: The Pizza Paparazzi