First things first, you need to know how to sit properly on a motorcycle. It's not as simple as it looks, trust us. You see, ducks have a tendency to wobble when they're on two wheels, and it's all about finding your center of gravity.
Here's a tip: just like how you balance on one leg, try balancing on one webbed foot. Yes, it's harder than it sounds, but with practice, you'll be gliding like a pro in no time!
Now, let's move on to the next lesson: Advanced Duck Riding Techniques.
Braking is an art, folks. You don't want to skid all over the place like a feathered fiend. It's all about feather-light pressure on the brakes, if you will.
Here's a trick: just like how you feather your own nest, feather your braking technique. It's all about finesse, not force.
And, of course, always remember: Emergency Procedures are key to survival.