Yesterday, we learned about the fundamentals of duck motorcycle riding. Today, we're moving on to the advanced course: staying on the seat!
It's all about balance, baby! Think of your rider's body as a seesaw: the heavier you are, the harder it is to stay upright. Don't be like Quackers, who weighed 50 pounds and had to be hauled away by crane after his 10th wipeout.
Now, let's talk about the importance of proper foot placement. You see, the footpads on these bikes are not for decoration. No, no, no. They're for gripping, for stabilizing, for not-losing-your-feathers!
Practice makes perfect, so grab your nearest bike and get a feel for it. Or, if you're like us, just watch Quackers do it for you.
Next lesson: Advanced Techniques
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