CERTIFICATION OF UTTER DISARRAY AND CHAOS

Congratulations, you have reached the esteemed Certification of Utter Disarray and Chaos!

This certification is not a measure of your competence, but rather a testament to your ability to navigate the depths of confusion and disorder.

To achieve this prestigious certification, you must complete the following tasks:

  1. Study the Fundamentals of Chaos Theory
  2. Practice Your Disarray Skills
  3. Take the Comprehensive Test of Utter Disarray and Chaos
Obtain your Diplomas and Certificates

Upon completion of these tasks, you shall be granted the title of Certified Disarray Master and shall be allowed to proudly display your certification on your resume, business card, and anywhere else you can think of.

Or not.