FAQs for Discerning Duct Tape Enthusiasts

Welcome, fellow aficionados of sticky, strong, and strangely versatile duct tape. Below, we've answered the questions that have been sticking with you (like a particularly stubborn strip on your favorite shirt).

What is the best type of duct tape?
When is tape tapping properly performed?
What is the proper way to remove stuck objects?

(Note: As the user requested the subpage '/subpages/duct_tape_tapping/faq' which is not an existing page, the above output serves as a satirical response, implying a FAQ page for an absurd topic like 'Tape Tapping'. The links provided are also fictional and humorous, poking fun at the idea of a serious FAQ for such a topic.)