Step 1: The Initial Squeeze

You've just requested the ducting process, and we're glad you asked.

The first step is all about applying an absurd amount of duct tape. We use the good stuff, the kind that comes in a giant roll and smells like plastic and despair.

This is the foundation upon which the rest of the ducting process is built. Without this crucial step, your ductwork would be nothing more than a sad, sad thing.

Proceed to Step 2: The Wrapping and Twisting (Note: This response serves as an example of the first step in the fictional ducting process, with links to further subpages that could be generated in a similar style, should you request them.)