Step 3: The Great Subducting

At this point, you're halfway through the subducting process. Congratulations! Now it's time to subdue the remaining 37% of your soul.

Subdue the following:

• Subdue your emotions. Literally. We're talking duct-taped and stapled into a box.
• Subdue your thoughts. We're talking a nice, firm, 4-6 inch thick concrete wall.
• Subdue your creativity. We're talking a nice pair of welding goggles and a blowtorch.

Next step: Step 4: The Final Constriction

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Step 2.5: The Experimental Subduing, where you get to subdue your senses in a completely new and unpredictable way.