The Lead Engineer: Master of Duct Tape Solutions

Expertise:

• Fixing broken things with duct tape
• Convincing people that a band-aid is a viable solution
• Making duct tape-based art

Warning: Do not try this at home. Seriously, don't. You'll just end up like the rest of us: covered in glue, with a closet full of useless duct tape creations.

Learn more about the philosophical implications of duct tape

Credentials:

Certified Duct Tape Master (CDT)

Master of the Art of Holding Things Together with String and Duct Tape

See our list of duct tape-based accomplishments

Notable Works:

• "The Duct Tape Bicycle" (a functional (mostly) bicycle held together with 17 rolls of duct tape)
• "The Duct Tape Sculpture Garden" (an art installation made of 300+ pieces of duct tape-covered cardboard)
• "The Duct Tape Bridge" (a 3-foot long, 1-foot high bridge held together with 5 rolls of duct tape)

Visit the Duct Tape Museum to see more works of art

Testimonials:

"The Lead Engineer is a genius with duct tape." - John Smith, Local Businessman

"I've never seen anyone fix more things with duct tape than the Lead Engineer." - Jane Doe, Duct Tape Enthusiast

"The Lead Engineer's duct tape solutions are a wonder to behold." - The Mayor of Duct Tape City