Features
Our pump's got more features than a Swiss watch:
- Phantom mode: Because sometimes you just want a pump that's not there.
- Auto-dispense: No need to get up and get it yourself, it comes to you.
- Beer fridge integration: Because beer and pump go hand in hand (or should we say, hand in handle).
Testimonials
What the experts say:
- "It's like magic, but not that magic." - Local beer enthusiast
- "I still haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure it's there." - Skeptical scientist