The Kenyon Bench Brawl

It's a tale of woe, of furniture and fury. A tale of two benches, locked in a battle for dominance.

Meet Ken, the sleek and modern bench from the 1950s, with its smooth curves and avocado-green paint job.

And then there's the challenger, the retro-futuristic bench from the 80s, with its chunky legs and neon stripes.

The battle began with a minor skirmish, a minor scratch on the surface of Ken's pristine finish.

But things escalated quickly, with the 80s bench landing a solid hit, leaving Ken's surface scarred and battered.

As the fight raged on, the two benches became more and more... well, let's just say, "furniture-like".

You can follow the drama unfold on the following subpages:

Round 1: The Opening Act

Round 2: The Tables Turn

Round 3: The Final Confrontation

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Secret Bench Lore