It's a tale of woe, of furniture and fury. A tale of two benches, locked in a battle for dominance.
Meet Ken, the sleek and modern bench from the 1950s, with its smooth curves and avocado-green paint job.
And then there's the challenger, the retro-futuristic bench from the 80s, with its chunky legs and neon stripes.
The battle began with a minor skirmish, a minor scratch on the surface of Ken's pristine finish.
But things escalated quickly, with the 80s bench landing a solid hit, leaving Ken's surface scarred and battered.
As the fight raged on, the two benches became more and more... well, let's just say, "furniture-like".
You can follow the drama unfold on the following subpages:
Round 3: The Final Confrontation
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