Dusty Antiques

Welcome to the most outdated store in all the land.

We've got dust, we've got grime, we've got a whole lot of things that are older than you.

Our shelves are stocked with the most retro items you'll ever lay eyes on. VHS tapes, cassette players, rotary phones... you know, the usual.

Want to see what we've got in stock? Check out our:

Or, if you're feeling really old, you can try to haggle with our proprietor, Mr. Grumpus.

Meet Mr. Grumpus