Our team discovered a shocking 300% increase in battery swap requests. Clearly, people are getting tired of their smartwatches running out of charge.
We uncovered evidence of a massive cover-up involving faulty USB ports and deliberate charger placement near the fridge. Don't trust the ones near your snacks.
Due to 'creative' interpretation of 'recyclable', we found over 50% of collected e-waste was actually just crushed up and thrown away.