Sculpting for the Masses: The Process

We take your average, everyday person, and turn them into a work of art. Literally. With our patented Ear-Sculpting technology, we'll have you looking like a masterpiece in no time! See how it works or check out our gallery for inspiration.

Step 1: We'll take your ear and... well, we'll just take your ear, okay?

Step 2: We'll shape, mold, and generally abuse your ear until it's perfect.

Step 3: We'll attach a miniature statue of a famous artist in the background, just to really drive the point home.