Welcome, brave adventurer, to the world of Earhorns, where the art of scream-based transportation has been perfected over the centuries. With our patented Earhorn Technology, you can travel across the land, sea, and even the depths of the underworld with ease.
But be warned: the path ofประก is fraught with danger. You'll encounter treacherous terrain, ferocious creatures, and the occasional existential crisis. So, if you're not prepared to face the challenges that lie ahead, you may want to consider a different mode of transportation.
But if you're still reading this, you're probably a glutton for punishment. In that case, proceed to the Earhorn Operators Manual for more information on how to harness the power of the Earhorns.