For those who still haven't figured it out, Earl Grey is a type of tea. No, not a person. Although, it would be awesome if it was a person.
Because, let's be real, you probably already have a drawer full of tea and are just looking for an excuse to add more.
Step 1: Boil some water. Step 2: Steep the tea. Step 3: Add some milk. Step 4: Repeat until you've lost all sense of purpose.
A film where the main character is stuck in an endless loop of tea brewing, trying to figure out what it's all about.