Because who needs sleep when you can have Caffeine-Fueled Productivity?
Start your day with a 3am jog through the neighborhood while yelling at pedestrians for not wearing their seatbelts.
Learn about the dangers of 3am joggers
Use your ninja-like reflexes to brew a mean cup of coffee without spilling a single drop.
Join the secret society of coffee ninjas
Stare directly into the blinding light of the morning sun, unrepentant and unyielding.