Early Risers Anonymous

Q: I just can't stop hitting the snooze button. I'm a morning person, but my alarm clock is my arch-nemesis.

A: Congratulations, you've reached rock bottom! We're here to help. Our patented "Snooze Button Recovery Program" involves setting your alarm clock to play "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat. It's a start.

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