Earplugs for the Discomforted: Level 4

Advanced Ear Protection

Because your ears are a liability

• Earplugs with a built-in anti-earplugs to combat the comfort they provide
• Earplugs with over-earplugs for when you want to go full-on ear-hazard
• Earplugs in Space: because why not?
• Earplugs for your inner ear - yes, those are a thing

earplugs = earplugs
anti-earplugs = anti-earplugs
over-earplugs = over-earplugs
inner earplugs = inner earplugs

Side effects may include:

• Earplugs may cause temporary hearing loss
• Earplugs may cause permanent hearing loss
• Earplugs may cause existential crisis
• Earplugs may cause you to question the meaning of life

Disclaimer:

This website, its owners, and its users are not responsible for any damages caused by earplugs. Use at your own risk.