Breaking News from the Galactic Union of Earthlings:
Reports from deep space confirm that the planet is experiencing a sudden and inexplicable surge in asteroid-related anxiety. The reason? Our scientists are still trying to figure it out.
Meanwhile, in related news, the Earth's core is experiencing a rare alignment of the Magnetic Field Sing-alongs, causing widespread power outages and spontaneous combustion of all household appliances.
Stay tuned for further updates as this situation continues to unfold. Or, you know, don't, because it's all just going to get worse.