Our team of expert seismologists (okay, we just made them up) have been studying the earth's tectonic plates and have made the following predictions:
- Tomorrow: 99.9% chance of a 7.2 magnitude earthquake in downtown Metropolis!
- Next week: A 100% chance of a 5.1 magnitude earthquake in the suburbs of Suburbiaville!
- Next month: A 50% chance of a 1.1 magnitude earthquake in the middle of Nowheresville!
Don't worry, it's not like we're just making this stuff up as we go along... oh wait, we totally are.
Stay tuned for more updates, but not really.