Q: What is the purpose of an earwax build-a-cannon?
A: It's a device designed to shoot earwax at enemies, because who needs a traditional firearm when you can just lob a glob of sticky gunk at someone?
Safety Tip: Wear protective eyewear when operating an earwax build-a-cannon, as the impact can cause severe eye damage.
Q: How do I properly clean my earwax build-a-cannon?
A: Simply run it under hot water and scrub it with a soft-bristled brush. Avoid using harsh chemicals, as they may damage the delicate earwax.
Q: Can I use my earwax build-a-cannon for self-defense?
A: Only if you're prepared to deal with the aftermath of being sued for "assault with a sticky substance." Consult a lawyer before using.